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OK gang, take it away. Time to literally “fill in the blanks”. What is going on in the vacuous head of Gee duh-byah Bush as he hears about the 9/11 attacks? Will he be able to put his gripping childrens’ story down for this untimely interruption? Is he puzzled about how long he should sit there, or is there a predesignated number his handlers are telling him to count to before he gets up?

And what’s that green-horned alien doing above and behind these guys’ heads? Ha!

Best caption on this incriminating mockery of human dignity gets the most chuckles…but damn, it’s tough to shake the disdain for these lying criminals. – Zen

70 COMMENTS

  1. “Don’t look now, Mr. President, but there is a painted, smiling child with green horns behind you. Move slowly away, and don’t make any sudden moves.”

  2. Sir, you are holding the book upside down, your fly is open, and you are scaring the children Coded message just in: the chickens have come home to roost Warren Buffet said sirloin will be served, don’t be late.

  3. I can read a book upside down, it works it really, really does, when I visit Florida and am surrounded by little people…. I pause, when I hear distractions, I trust the good folks that ran the operation know what they are doing.

    Besides, where is my lunch, and the boys that came in last night, did they get their treats..oh, I mean their just deserts. Tell all the orphans we love them so much…Burning kind of love.

    When I heard his speech – He said – we are going to get these folks – HE called THE EVIL DOES FOLKS…….I fell off my chair……..what a train wreck…

    Keep a rollin all night long………….we must so better as a nation….watch out, dont walk in the ovens at the FEMA camps people…

    http://www.thedailysheeple.com/10-reasons-to-throw-out-your-microwave-oven_042012

  4. ok…. move slowly now, Georgie boy. Read a bit of the fucking goat story. Then slowly get up, head to the nearest exit and straight to the airport. First stop, Asuncion, Paraguay!

  5. “Don’t look at the boys Sir the bulge in your pants is showing, indicate which one you want and we’ll have it washed put in your car.”

  6. another one…
    “This means my number’s coming in for the New York lottery tonight…oh heck, where did I put that lotto ticket again??!…?

    • Classic Soni! – Condi “who could have conceived of airliners flying into buildings?”…Rice a Roni….CFR recruits only the best…suckups…

  7. The MAN upstairs said all’s a go, nice work pecker head, we got the next fish lined up, he’s a brown dude wears green horns,name’s BBBarry. He’s also a blind bat jus like u. Oh yeah and they said the book is upside down.

    • Ha!!! Good one, like all of these!!

      Here’s one…”Sir, the viagra is starting to affect your neck. Do you want me to call a doctor?”

  8. Yes Sir, that’s what he said; there are known knowns, they’re the things we know that we know. Then there are known unknowns, they’re the things that we know we don’t know. Then there are unknown knowns, they’re the things we know, but we don’t know that we know them. There are also unknown unknowns, there the things that we don’t know that we don’t know. Get it?

  9. Mission accomplished. Nice work, Mr President. Please make a quick but subdued exit. I’d like to collect that drool forming at the corner of your mouth for the NEXT human sacrifice before it dries.

  10. Do I have to go? I’m not sure if I understand what these kiddies are being taught. I might flunk this semester again. Like last year. and the one before that.

  11. “Since we have to speak well of the dead, let’s knock them while they’re alive.”
    – John Sloan

    …I see you guys are really good at it. LOL

    On the other hand – does Georgie have a life?
    More likely a replicant I’d say.

    Maybe they had to reboot him because someone accidentally pressed the off button….

  12. “The towers are hit, your book is upside down and we have altered the dictionary sir, it’s about time we started spelling potatoe proper. Ooooo, has sir had a little accident??? come out in 5 minutes and I will clean your bum for you.

  13. I thought the “statement” he delivered that day from the school was too well prepared to have been given following such a dramatic and unexpected event.

  14. Mr President, America is under attack…

    We can’t get hold of Dick, Don Colin or Condi, so you’re next in command… our orders are???

  15. “Mr. President, your false flag operation has started, please remain very calm – maybe sit here for 30min before you move…We cannot have people panicking.”

  16. “The plan went off without a hitch, puppet! Just sit there and look stupid, we’ll take care of the PR. We lined up some coke for ya to make you look more surprised on TV.”

  17. Explosives installed in the buildings in advance obvious to anyone that still talks walks and thinks – Active Thermitic material was discovered in Dust from in the twin towers that burned for months hot as hell.. Much evidence of nano-thermite was in tons of samples after the collapse of the towers and building 7 that the BBC reported went down prior to it being Pulled…they couldnt ship it to CHINA fast enough…. another false flag but worse than Reichstag. If you had a family or friend or business associate in those buildings…do you still feel hurt and angry, and what can you do about it….oh make sure you vote in November – that makes all the difference when our President signs executive orders to take everything our country worked and died for for the last 250 years….Major radiation in that area, and now we all get it from the rain and air and ocean currents from Japan…God Bless America…prey for the insane to stop hurting people and get a better life.

  18. ” That was Cheney on the phone. He said if today goes badly for him, will you go hunting with him on the week-end?”

  19. Green-horned aliens are the ones that planted the bombs in the buildings and got a free pass from jail, justice and flew out on the planes back to where they came from, when other planes were grounded. This guy is saying, the company and men that planted the bombs will not be found out in any way shape or form from investigations. And the put options on the stock market of the companies that exploded will make us major money so we can buy our private islands.

  20. This guys are saying:

    Dear Mr. President of this Free Country – Architects & Engineers, Professional Pilots, Scholars, Military Officers, Firefighters, NYPD, the victims FAMILIES, and their various websites, dedicated to the truth and the evidence… September 11 should be a NATIONAL HOLIDAY just like Labor Day or Memorial Day – it should be a 3 day weekend…With parades in all cities for Peace, Truth and Art and Craft Fairs to teach children to learn about freedom and justice for all..And to teach all people of the world, we just need to get along with each other and love more…What can we all do, Mr. President, is love more, not kill people…It didnt look like a commercial jet, it looked like a drone with major explosives Mr. President…Who ordered it, who ordered the stand down of NORAD?

    http://portall.zp.ua/video/cia-insider-tells-911-truth-time-to-re-examine-your-world-view/id-eaoZwNA7Ojf.html

    http://www.jesseventura.net/2009/05/15/jesse-ventura-on-larry-king-live/

    http://www.blacklistednews.com/Feds_to_admit_link_between_toxic_dust_from_911_aftermath_and_up_to_50_types_of_cancer_/21427/0/0/0/Y/M.html

  21. Dear Mr. President, I think I need another vacation, like fast.

    WTC building 7, the only WTC building that contained offices for the CIA, FBI, SEC and Secret Service next to the WTC twin towers. Building 7 was completely shredded into small pieces…the official story said building 7 went down as a result of falling debris from the twin towers, ANY idiot knows it was a total planned demolition…just ask the good folks at the BCC when the female reporter on tv mentioned building 7 went down BEFORE it was PULLED.. Silverstein the owner said to PULL IT..it was recorded….Didn’t he get a nice fat insurance check for the property he just recently bought and insured….The building 7 story was even planned in the British news to say that on international television, who wrote the copy for the news reporter to read…the planners are smart and stupid, more stupid….pathetic liars. When a female reporter says building 7 went down, and it was still standing, what jerk forgot to pull building 7 on time, it went down like 5pm, and the twin towers fell before 11 am….see, can’t even plan a demolition right…can these planners sleep at night knowing they killed so many people, maybe they are the heavy drug users our society needs to get rid of. Is that were the black budget goes, bunkers, mass murders, and bank frauds…men with green horns and tails…oh, Mr President we are in great need of fixing our world, can you help save America from FEMA camps ready to gas everyone who enters…and more mass murders?

    http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/cutter.html

  22. He’s saying, Mr. President, what were they
    hiding in Building 7? Once again we could study this for hours…the little green horns are for the souls evolution to Planet X.

    http://www.apfn.org/apfn/WTC_millions.htm

    Nibiru Mr. President, is coming soon, the spaceship is waiting. Don’t forget to bring wine from Napa, best in the world…

  23. Dear Mr. President, here is a message from green aliens with horns:
    Should we go after the lies Mr. President?

    The Enron Corporation gave the Taliban millions of dollars in a no-holds-barred bid to strike a deal for an energy pipeline in Afghanistan — wile the Taliban were already sheltering terror kingpin Osama Bin Laden!

    Enron executives even met with Taliban officials in Texas, where they were given the red-carpet treatment and promised a fortune if the deal went through.

    That’s the bombshell finding of an exclusive ENQUIRER investigation into the collapse of the company that ripped off Americans for millions of dollars. The ENQUIRER has also uncovered that some of the Enron money wound up supporting Bin Laden and his Al Qaeda terrorist network!

    “Enron would do business with the devil if it would make the company money!” said a member of a Congressional committee investigating the company’s collapse.

    And Atul Davda, who worked as a senior director for Enron’s International Division until the company’s collapse, confirmed to The ENQUIRER: “Enron had intimate contact with Taliban officials. Building the pipeline was one of the corporation’s prime objectives.”

    As The ENQUIRER revealed two weeks ago, Enron secretly employed CIA agents to carry out its dealings overseas. And a CIA insider disclosed: “Enron was wooing the Taliban and was willing to make the Taliban a partner in the operation of a pipeline through Afghanistan.

    “Enron proposed to pay the Taliban large sums of money in a ‘tax’ on every cubic foot of gas and oil shipped through the pipeline.”

    Enron shelled out more than $400 million for a feasibility study on the pipeline and “a large portion of that cost was payoffs to the Taliban,” said the CIA source.

    Shockingly, Enron’s wooing of the Taliban continued even after Al Qaeda agents bombed two American embassies in Africa in 1998, and the U.S. retaliated with missile attacks on suspected Al Qaeda camps in Afghanistan and Sudan.

    “The U.S. was shooting missiles into Afghanistan, and it was clear that the Taliban were enabling Bin Laden and Al Qaeda,” terrorist expert Jeffrey Steinberg, editor of the Executive Intelligence Review, told The ENQUIRER.

    “Nonetheless the oil companies continued to work behind the scenes to complete the pipeline deal.”

    The pipeline project was originally proposed by Unocal Corporation.

    And an FBI source told The ENQUIRER: “Enron and Unocal dumped hundreds of millions of dollars into Afghanistan and the Taliban. The pipeline would relieve our dependence on Saudi Arabia — and Enron would make billions.

    “When Clinton was bombing Bin Laden camps in Afghanistan in 1998, Enron was making payoffs to Taliban and Bin Laden operatives to keep the pipeline project alive. And there’s no way that anyone could NOT have known of the Taliban and Bin Laden connection at that time, especially Enron who had CIA agents on its payroll!”

    Said an Enron company source, “After the Taliban came to power in 1996, Tliban leaders were invited to Sugar Land, Texas, by Unocal and Enron executives.

    “The Taliban’s mullahs were given the royal treatment for four days in 1997!”

    The visit was aimed at getting Taliban cooperation to build the pipeline, which would carry vast gas and oil deposits from Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan. Enron had exclusive contracts with the former Russian republics, according to another former Enron employee.

    The pipeline was to travel through Afghanistan and Pakistan to the Indian Ocean.

    When contacted by The ENQUIRER, U.S. State Department’s press officer for South Asian Affairs, Len Scensny, confirmed that a Taliban delegation visited Sugar Land, Teas, in 1997 to discuss business with oil companies.

    Three days after the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, Unocal announced it had withdrawn from the Afghanistan pipeline project.

    But the CIA insider said Enron and its CEO Kenneth Lay held on, waiting for the Taliban to give up Bin Laden as the Bush administration was demanding.

    “Enron figured the Taliban wanted to stick to their deal, that they wanted riches the same way Enron did.

    “What Enron and Ken Lay didn’t understand is that it was Bin Laden who was calling the shots, not Enron’s Taliban friends.

    The Enron Corporation gave the Taliban dictator rulers millions of dollars in a no-holds-barred bid to strike a deal for an energy pipeline in Afghanistan.

    And the company did this while the Taliban were already sheltering terror kingpin Osama Bin Laden!

    Enron executives even met with Taliban officials in Texas, where they were given the red-carpet treatment and promised a fortune if the deal went through. This bombshell has been revealed following an investigation into the collapse of the company that ripped off Americans for hundreds of millions of dollars.

    It has also been uncovered that some of the Enron money wound up supporting Bin Laden and hisAl Qaeda terrorist network.

    “Enron would do business with the devil if it would make the company money,” said a member of a Congressional committee investigating the company’s collapse. Atul Davda, who worked as a senior director for Enron’s International Division until the company’s collapse, confirmed: “Enron had intimate contact with Taliban officials”

    Enron secretly employed CIA agents to carry out its dealings overseas. And a CIA insider disclosed: “Enron proposed to pay the Taliban large sums of money in a “tax” on every cubic foot of gas and oil shipped through a pipeline they planned to build.”

    Enron shelled out more than $400 million for a feasibility study on the pipeline and “a large portion of that cost was pay-offs to the Taliban,” said the CIA source.

  24. Dont look surprised Boy!

    You Knew what was Coming (MMmm )

    See you back at the Brown house………………

    Daddy can come too !!!!!!!!

    Hes been playing ball longer than you Boy…..

    His SHTF cos that was the plan…

    Bugger….Bugger……Bugger…..

    lets hope we dont get flawed

    with our drawers on the floor….

  25. “Certainly the American people will believe I and my cabinet are stupid enough for this to get by our trillion dollar defense.”

  26. “Just look presidential and studious, as I seem to be telling you some momentous news… but….all went according to plan!”

  27. “Queen Lizzie sez great job on the TV this mornin No clouds in the sky , perfect Now turn that hurricane in to get them all choked, Oh and by the way, Send all them Fla kids over for a jolly good Royal thrashing, I am dying to scoff on their Gonads especially the green horned creature, Yummy , Now go Bullshit all day on the telly and make it convinsin you little asshole or we will be over with some Tavistock juice for your Royal family asses”

  28. ‘Sir, I forgot to pack the adult diapers. I’m afraid that your going to have to sit in your own shit till we (dry retching) … till we get to (another dry retch) wal …mart …”

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