Are You A Lexiphiliac?
-To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.
-When fish are in schools, they sometimes . . . take debate.
-A thief who stole a calendar . .. . got twelve months.
-When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , . . . U.C.L.A.
-The batteries were given out . . . free of charge.
-A dentist and a manicurist married. . . . They fought tooth and nail.
-A will is a . . . dead giveaway.
-With her marriage, she got a new name . . . and a dress.
-A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.
-When you’ve seen one shopping center . . . you’ve seen a mall.
-Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . . resisting a rest.
-Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . . He’s all right now.
-A bicycle can’t stand alone; . . . it is two tired.
-When a clock is hungry . . . it goes back four seconds
-The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . was fully recovered.
-He had a photographic memory . . . which was never developed.
-Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . exposed in the end.
-When she saw her first strands of gray hair, . . . she thought she’d dye.
-Acupuncture: . . . a jab well done.
[Hat tip: Noor - fun!]