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Mars Rover Finds Aliens

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  1. Even more hilarious when one considers that over 14 Mars missions which reached the planet either failed or disappeared upon arrival. Perhaps we are being “quarantined” until our spiritual development equals our technological advancements? Perhaps this is also why we never send rovers to any of the really interesting places on Mars. Thanks for the chuckle Zen.

    • (Sorry, Zen, can’t resist…)

      It’s amazing how good governments are, given their track record in almost every other field, at hushing up things like alien encounters. One reason may be that the aliens themselves are too embarrassed to talk about it. It’s not known why most of the space-going races of the universe want to undertake rummaging in Earthling underwear as a prelude to formal contact. But representatives of several hundred races have taken to hanging out, unsuspected by one another, in rural corners of the planet and, as a result of this, keep on abducting other would-be abductees. Some have been in fact abducted while waiting to carry out an abduction on a couple of other aliens trying to abduct the aliens who were, as a result of misunderstood instructions, trying to form cattle into circles and mutilate crops. The planet Earth is now banned to any alien races until they can compare notes and find out how many, if any, real humans they have actually got. It is gloomily suspected that there is only one who is big, hairy and has very large feet. The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
      - T. Pratchett, Hogfather

  2. Common guys don’t buy the lies…These captions and funny quotes are leaked by the shadow elite to give credibility to the mars mission.

    also, The one dollar bill thingy was to include conspiracy theorist into the mix to give further credibility.

    The truth is, They never freaking went as far as outside the studies of Hollywood. We in the alternative research should know better…Look at the expressions on the faces of mars mission guys…They all look too dramatic ..mere actors.

    The reason Obama said..let me know if you find aliens…in a funny way was to again give credibility that they have actually landed on mars…

    They also have “call be maybe” parody on mars mission guys on youtube with over 2 million hits already. This is how they program humanity and brainwash us with funny quote and caption and cartoons to make us believe the LIES

  3. Nice one :)

    partly, why I think some kind of intervention is either likely to happen or already is – is any sane spiritually evolved galactic species going to let the “elite” of Earth spread out and export their “ethos” into the Galaxy…personally, I don’t flipping think so…

  4. I never did buy the lie that Apollo Space missions resulted in putting man on the moon. Have never bothered to watch any of the lift-offs of any of NASAs missions.

    By the time of the Apollo program , I’d read too much about space per se to fall for the pack of lies NASA was putting out. No biological life from earth up to this point in time CAN make it through the Van Allen Belts into outer space and live to tell the tale. I have never believed any astronaut EVER got through the Van Allen Belts into outer space, much less made it back through into earth environment. The whole space program is a propaganda project. If space aliens, ETs, EBs or whatever else they may be called, exist at all, they are too intelligent to tangle with the irrational zombies Mankind has generally been molded into by ruling government on earth.

  5. If it were true,they need to do what every native of every colonized country should have done,kill all visitors without delay.Burn their ships,destroy all trace of their existence.
    A visit from us is about as welcome as a colony of cockroaches in your larder.

  6. Ya, I do not trust a stitch of information put out by the mainstream liars, Especially when they heavily promote it.
    Watching with interest, intent and acceptance of their undertakings will bind you to the karmic consequences of their actions. Very Important to know this.
    So there is two worlds of thought going through my mind at the moment.

    1) That Mars is inhabited, which is what the elites are wanting you to believe down the line I think, and some interaction in a bad way between this nuclear powered rover and the inhabitants will create the plausible excuse for an earth invasion (Carried out by advanced earth craft) to subdue the human population and bring everyone together under a united governing body. One world government. *breath*

    or

    2) There are some powerful men who are trying to pick up the pieces of a by gone advanced civilization that existed on Mars, for personal gain and further conquest.
    Many of the puzzle pieces of this advanced civilization were scattered around the planet, sitting in museums and private collections, but through false wars and assassinations, these puzzle pieces have been collected together and are being assembled.
    I believe the last pieces of the puzzle exist on Mars and that is why this mission was undertaken.

    More than likely, both scenarios could be true since the elite play on a multi-level chessboard.
    They have 33% of a year left in which to bring about their New creation that will be locked into place as the Galactic center is crossed.
    Thing is, it is not what They wish to create so much as it is what We choose to accept or acquiesce to, that matters.
    On a physical plane the elite have complete rule over everyone…but on a spiritual plane, the Real plane that matters, our consent and acceptance have to be given…willing to be chained and bound to their plans or remain free spirits.
    This planet is a crossroads it seems, why or how we got here is irrelevant…what is relevant, is the choice we make here.
    I say, Reject all that is material least you awake from this dream in chains.
    When the dark illusions and conjurings of this world pass from your eyes, you will see that it was all simply a trick of the light, a magicians slight of hand.
    Reject all that is offered on this realm. Completely.
    Bind yourself to nothing.

  7. What amazes me is how these Martians know each others names when they all look so much alike…and imagine when they go to a party….how do they know if they’r dancing with Arthur or Martha? Maybe they carry around name tags…just love these little guys :)

  8. We have had bases on Mars for years. The signs could also say, do you have any cotton from India, tea from China, GMOs from Monsanto, Chemtrails from any budget that will share. Can you get CSN&Y to do a Woodstock concert next month? And, were are the new shoes you promised?

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