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I ask that question to a cop once that busted me wizing on side of bank building .. The worst part was I had a few scotches I wrote my name ( Peek was hear ) ,, The question was answered by a ticket ..
Nice–I’ve pissed on many a shitty place myself – gr8 expression – what a relief, eh? Ha!!!
You know what i did with that ticket right ? as the Pig fuck handed it to me with his condescending talk , I said Thank you …i will save this for number two !
Muahahahaha! Priceless!!! Perfectly played!!!
Good job man, opportunities like that don’t happen enough! ROFLMAO
Scotch, scotch, scotch – I LOVE SCOTCH!!!
down down .. down to my belly!
Imagine that….Peek being ugly in a no ugly zone! Rookie cop ask a biker friend what he was thinking after pulling him over. ” I think you’re the sorriest sob i ever seen”. Cop whirls him around and goes for the cuffs.
Older cop riding/training him says..” No uh..uh, you ask him what he was thinking and he told you”.
Peek keep on the ugly…your beautiful man!!!!
Face says it all!! Cop unsnapped on one of my labs…dog was showing aggression…and I said to all 5 of the local constabulary, “Look you guys all look alike and knowing my dogs you all smell the same”. Laughter from the badges…..no prob!
My two are have their after dinner sex, it’s all good
The secret is there are no bad dogs. No bad forests, either! Peek C’s, you weren’t wizing, you were wising! Love, A.
I like wiz better wiz with fiz .. that how i roll .. Try some tike A .. good hit up a Gov building like skunk .. You’ll love it!
Shesss .. let me write that A .. sorry this comment box gets smaller and I suck at typing .. I like the word wiz better… wiz with fiz .. that how i roll .. Try it some time A .. go hit up a Gov building .. Kinda like skunk .. You’ll love it!
I’m sitting here on the computer looking out my window watching the folks pass by on the sidewalk as I log onto zengardner. “Puppy PLEASE stop barking at the kids outside playing PLEASE STOP BARKING.” I swear to my goddess above I said those words at the exact same time I see this post pop up. AND AND…. we got a syncro post to the right of the barking dog?????
love the merlot….and a shot of insanity….we do be doin’ good…
so he wasn’t peeing ? .. what in the urine cups J C .. I thought You and I had a vibe going .. ( peeks kick the stones with feet ..)) pffft
There are no bad dogs. ;o)
Turned on my computer also got onto Zen and there was a pic of my puppy dog !!!! more synchro xxxxx
If a dog barks his head off deep in the forest,
he isn’t a bad dog,
and everyone loves hot dogs!
I agree; there are no bad dogs, only BAD,BAD humans who have in one way or the other caused the dog to become distraught -considered by noncaring humans to be “Bad”. Not true!….. Alone in the woods, barking his head off!…. I think any HUMAN left alone (read:dumped!….) would shout even scream their head off! Go on Youtube and check out abused and abandoned dogs (cats, horses, pigs, etc.etc.etc……)
Is it a bark? Perhaps it’s a question mark!? A ponctuation mark!? An exclamation mark!? Wait maybe he’s yelling his name…could it be Clark? In the forest or the national park…what you hear is what could be an accent mark!
HA…bark, hiss, grunt, roar, whistle, shirp, kwak, french, english, german, swedish, chinese, etc…
Do you comprehend all of those languages!?!?
Martine! How Keen! You lean machine of human ‘bean’ – not mean nor claiming squeaky clean, thru waves of Truth you do careen in freaky yellow submarine….
doing it full time on the washing machine, peeks hype up caffeine so invite your friend jean and Irene along with Christean not so obscene i’m sweet like a tangerine bad mad like a wolverine with no vaccine blown it up like nitroglycerine just throw a match on my gasoline .
lofl… my cat yr treein’ – or that you peein’? time to sing good nite Ire’in..but can’t cuz all the haw and heein’
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