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  1. That’s how it goes, you think you’re on top of the world, and suddenly they spring Armageddon on you. The Great War, the Last Battle. Heaven versus Hell, three rounds, one Fall, no submission. And that’d be that. No more world. That’s what the end of the world meant. No more world. Just endless Heaven or, depending who won, endless Hell. Crowley didn’t know which was worse.
    – Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens

  2. If you had just a minute to breathe and they granted you one final wish
    Would you ask for something like another chance?
    Or something similar as this? Don’t worry too much
    It’ll happen to you as sure as your sorrows are joys
    And the thing that disturbs you is only the sound of
    The low spark of high-heeled boysThe percentage you’re paying is too high priced While you’re living beyond all your means
    And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
    From the profit he’s made on your dreams But today you just read that the man was shot dead By a gun that didn’t make any noise
    But it wasn’t the bullet that laid him to rest was The low spark of high-heeled boys .If I gave you everything that I owned and asked for nothing in return.Would you do the same for me as I would for you?
    Or take me for a ride, and strip me of everything including my pride
    But spirit is something that no one destroys And the sound that I’m hearing is only the sound The low spark of high-heeled boys ( Traffic )

  3. Love it!!! My husband is a Mayan from Guatemala. Thanks, Zen. not much can make me laugh out loud anymore. if you have not figured out by now that December 21st, 2012 is a major NWO mind-control meme going back more than 40 years, then you’re not really awake.

    • NWO conspiracy? don’t think so. Just more urban myth BS to sell books. article and video’s. Like a good scary movie.

    • Quite interesting: Up till Dec. 21th the public radio stations in Germany always spoke of an end-of-the-world-hype, that the Maya calendar predicted the world’s end etc. BS.
      Since yesterday they’re telling that a new era begun in the Mayan tradition, that people met at ancient Mayan places and had celebrations like our Year-2000-parties.
      Huh??? How the change of heart suddenly? – Another proof it was just another mind-control meme.

      “A number of religions in Ankh-Morpork still practiced human sacrifice, except that they didn’t really need to practice any more because they had got so good at it.”
      – T. Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

        • Yep, thought about it too. Let’s hope, it’s the latter. :)
          I’m not sure yet, but it was a strange quietness on 21st. Very, very few people on the streets – and at home; according to the lights in the windows…

  4. There is an old saying, that when you know better, you do better, may next year in 2013, we all living on this beautiful planet, Do Better!
    http://cosmicconvergence.org/?p=1167 Namaste, thanks Zen for being who you are! You have a great site, and so loved, if you were to walk on water, would you need a ski boat to pull you?

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